After the fun of the last time I dealt with Centrelink, I wasn’t keen to go rushing back in there any time soon. However, as my monetary fund trickles down to nothing, any saving would be appreciated.
Consequently, I applied today for a Health Care Card. After my session with Dr Muscly, I meandered down the street to the nearby Centrelink, and joined the queue. After 10 minutes, I gave up on standing and sat down where I was, in the middle of the room, just on the carpet. It took slightly over half an hour to make it to the nice man at the desk, who took my details and… put me into the queue to see a case worker. At least there were chairs in what seemed like Hell’s waiting room.
This wait was slightly shorter, before Chubby Older Gay Guy (COGG) came and rescued me. I had all the documentation necessary, and after we worked out how to enter my scholarship into the system, and changed my address, we thought we were done.
When my Youth Allowance was cancelled, it was just after I had returned from Hawai’i. The Department of Foreign Affairs & Trading (DFAT) had notified Centrelink I was out of the country, and this was recorded, but when I came back through immigration the youth allowance had been cancelled. Thus, Centrelink didn’t realise I was back in the country.
Back to this afternoon, and COGG and I suddenly hit a wall… the computer says I’m not in the country. It took a 25 minute phone call, and the pooled resources of about 15 people to get the computer to realise that I was, in fact, sitting right there with COGG. It just didn’t seem to believe that DFAT (which had noticed I was back), COGG, or indeed I was right.
All in all, I spent 1.67 hours in Centrelink. That’s 100 minutes. Or 6000 seconds. Just to get a Health Care Card because I’m a low income earner.
In other news, apparently the Australian Government is going to give me $950, if I read the newspaper correctly [Source: smh]. Thank goodness, as I appear to have about $10 in savings and owe about $500 on my credit card. Bring on payday!


















