I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade.
And, though the news was rather sad,
Well, I just had to laugh.
I saw the photograph.
He blew his mind out in a car.
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed.
A crowd of people stood and stared.
They’d seen his face before,
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
I feel like I’m falling apart. Today, on the train this morning, I suddenly felt overcome by how heavy my upper body was and that my legs couldn’t support me. I was leaning against the doors at the time, and the carriage wasn’t particularly full, so I slid down and sat where I had been standing, legs outstretched. This began a long day where my legs have been aching, or weak, or feeling like they’re powerless.
After arriving at University, and hobbling up to get my coffee, I was greeted by Not Very Good Tutor, who told me that I appear to have scared my tute class. NVGT said they were down there, avoiding their other work, purely to make sure that the ASSIGNMENT FROM HELL I will have to mark this weekend was going to be complete and correct. I mean, the kids are getting on my nerves a bit, but that doesn’t mean that I wanted them there, trembling in their boots. Oh well.
I am going to make it through this year,
If it kills me.
I am going to make it though this year,
If it kills me.
Not long thereafter, I shimmied down into the computer rooms for our TWO HOUR TUTORIAL FROM HELL (note, things seem to be stemming from hell, but my 2 hour tute has few saving graces. Oh, how I look forward to conducting 10 minute interviews with the students next week). My legs still not going so well, I shuffled around the room, sat down frequently, and spent a good portion of the lesson sitting at the back reading An Unsuitable Job For A Woman by P.D. James. The kids were amiable. Some showed concern for my health, which was touching.
I then went to see Dr Worried at the medical centre. I’ve dubbed her so because, when I talk, she has this very worried look all over her face. Talking of, what is the point of doctors starting off their consultation with “How are you?”. If I was well, I WOULDN’T BE HERE. Dr Worried, though, did have real concern for the fact that I have been taking so much Neurofen Plus of late (I didn’t mention the Tramal and Panadeine as well, though I should have), and was concerned about my legs suddenly losing strength. She suggested it could have been a faint, but that didn’t seem to hold water with why I was still shaky and weak, especially as my reflexes were fine and my strength seemed fine. I have been sent off for a CT scan tomorrow, told to go and see Dr Flower (so named because of his surname), and have had a blood test taken for a full blood count and to make sure I didn’t have, well, anything nasty. On top of this, I was prescribed Panadeine Forte for the pain, and a new drug to help me sleep at night. It was so overwhelming, when I walked out an hour later – or, should I say, staggered – I wandered mindlessly into the Pharmacy and got one of the scripts filled (the other I will have to wait until tomorrow to get). Then sort of staggered back down to my desk.
Time rolls
As days go by
And now I’ve figured
That I ain’t gonna last
Summer skies
Are leaving me behind
Coming home was a bit of an adventure. I’ve never known it to take me so long to get anywhere before. Nearly 15 minutes to Redfern, then I had to dash for the train. Then my legs kinda gave way from the 10 metre slightly-quicker-walking, so I sat back down right where I was standing on the train. Getting off at Haslam’s Creek, I was towards the back of the train, and by the time I made it out of the station, the train I was on had long departed, and I was going through the gate with the passengers of the following train (ok, it was on another platform, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t take me a long time still).
So, I’m currently seated in my nice new leather chair my parents bought for me as a graduation gift (They were so proud of me, apparently), with my legs aching like I’ve been for a 10 mile run (I’ve not moved in the past 2 hours), and my right arm kinda sore, and slightly depressing-sounding music playing. And I think to myself, well, I can be grateful my LEFT arm is ok!
To finish off with some good news… I don’t have any STIs. Yay.