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Unusual

Posted by Janek on February 7, 2010

I am often the target of unusual spam – people who contact me wishing to do a PhD in Australia, usually specifying USyd. Now, this is unusual, because at no point on any of my email addresses would it suggest I was in anyway involved. Today, however, was one to top them all:

Dear professor,
Iam very pleased to write you, iam student and i receivd Master in biology and pharmacology at University of Abobo-Adjame in COTE D’IVOIRE/ Africa.But i want to up grade my education in Chemical and Biomolecular Engineering at your University.Please ,may you help me to find someone to direct or to be my supervisor?
As remender i have a drugstore where i give some cares to patients suffering from many diseases such AIDS, CANCER .With all results , iam sure , i will receive NOBEL PRIZE , but i wish that will be at our university.

Thanks for your grateful.

Irie bi Tra Olivier
01Bp 13290 Abidjan 01/COTE D’IVOIRE
Home phone :( 225)20379805
Work phone :( 225)20379808
Private phone(225)08896308/66457234
E-mail: ibitraol@yahoo.com
iritrao@yahoo.com

So, as far as I can tell, that is not a valid address, but 225 is the country code for the Ivory Coast. Now, their desires are noble, and USyd has had its fair share of Nobel Laureates, as well as wanting to help with AIDS, CANCER. But, the clincher is me being referred to as Professor. I’m not even a Dr yet!

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Decrying Climate Change

Posted by Janek on February 6, 2010

As I flicked my eyes over this morning’s paper, I cam across this tidbit from Australia’s answer to Glenn Beck, Miranda Devine: Climate Alarmists out in the Cold.

As the wheels keep falling off the climate alarmist bandwagon, it’s suddenly become fashionable to be a sceptic. Out of the woodwork have crawled all sorts of fair-weather friends.

Now, I will be the first to admit that Sydney has been having unusually cool weather for Summer. Few 38+ days, lots of rain, etc. It’s called a la niña cycle, and used to occur in balance with the el niño cycles we had every other year. At last count, we had 8 el niño cycles to 2la niña cycles in the past 10 years.
Climate Change does not mean that the world is simply getting hotter, it is far more complex than that. This winter, lizards in Florida were spotted freezing to death and falling from trees (giving new meaning to raining cats and dogs). If this doesn’t sound normal to you, you’d be right. In the North Atlantic, an enormous current cycle exists, whereby air and water moves from England, down to Spain, across to Florida, up to New England, and then back across to England. This vortex moves the heat around, but when the air is hotter, air currents are less effective; and when the ice in the Arctic melts, more fresh water is there which slows down the sea.

North Atlantic Current


Essentially, put it this way: No hot air will make it to Europe or New England. Washington DC is expecting huge snow this summer, but it will melt and warm up. If the ocean currents stop, there’s nothing to make the area warm again. This article was published mostly about the phenomenon at the beginning of 2003: Abrupt Climate Change.
In Australia, the weather cycles are different. National Geographic put together an article about the el niño cycle, El Niño/La Niña: Nature’s Vicious Cycle. Wikipedia has quite a good resource too.
Bah, I am just getting more and more annoyed as I read more things to put into this post. CLIMATE CHANGES DOES NOT MEAN THAT EVERY SINGLE SQUARE INCH OF EARTH GETS HOT YOU FUCKWADS. Climate Change is due to a combination of factors, both man-made and natural, that are fucking with the planet, and if you can’t see this, then look a little bit harder. And, for the love of God, please, do something rather than just bitch and moan in the newspaper as you chai-sipping capitalist corporate conservative are want to do.
GAH!!!!!!!

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Wasteful

Posted by Janek on February 6, 2010

And so it came to pass that on the 10th day of January, in the two thousand and tenth year of Our Lord, the University of Sydney completed the re-brand. Costing in excess of $5Million, the University has “refreshed” its logo, updated the website (and changed the url), made us change all of our emails and signatures, and erected some phallic objects at entrances that show we are a University.

Look at the new site, http://www.sydney.edu.au

Sporting Store or University website. You decide.

If that isn’t wankerific excess, with money that could have been better spent, I don’t know what is. So, I’m taking a poll on it:

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CCS – The Myths and the Facts

Posted by Janek on February 6, 2010

There is an ongoing conversation, mostly in the media, about Carbon Capture and Storage, as part of the more major Clean Coal Phenomenon. Here’s a song to put you in the mood:

Let me put this to you now. Clean Coal is a myth. Clean Coal still requires mining the coal in the first place, as well as transporting it. Both of these use energy. When the Coal is used, admittedly, it is gasified, which does ensure more of the energy from the coal can be used, but much of the coal cannot be gasified, so it is sent to landfill, and what is burned still produces CO2 which needs to be dealt with.
Here’s how the Department of Energy in the US puts it together, with beautiful images, pictures of trees, my word, I feel like masturbating over the beauty of our Energy system:

Clean Coal and Geo-sequestration


Even when you start to look into the process, it seems brilliant, look, this one produces a wonderful superfuel! *Masturbates some more*

Coal Liquefaction


Oh, we’ll just ignore that there are still carbon emissions, and all that sulphur, not to mention the ammonia, nitrates, and other impurities. Oh, and we’ll ignore the energy that goes into producing this. Oh, and we’ll ignore the necessary quantities of cooling water required for all this. No worries, really.
Any engineer, scientist, or even pleb worth half a grain of salt can see that this is not a solution for anything other than explaining why we should MAINTAIN our devotion to coal. Coal is, especially in Australia, one of our major exports. According to the Australian Coal Association, coal exports in 2006-7 was about $22.5B, more than any other raw material we wrestle from the ground and pump onto a ship. In 2004, Australia produced 28% of the world’s coal supplies, more than the whole of Europe and North America, or equivalent to the whole of Asia.
Australia will continue to worship at the temple of Coal until such time as it can be shown that we don’t need $22.5B or any of the 37 coal-fired power stations. If each one runs as efficiently as Munmorah Power Station, Australia produces more than 200M tonnes of CO2 from power stations alone. Of course, that’s not the case: Earing and Bayswater, both in the same region of the Hunter, each produce 20M tonnes of CO2.
According to CARMA (the Carbon Monitoring for Action Group), Australia is the 8th largest carbon emitter in the world from power stations; And Maplecroft reported in September 2009 that Australia is the largest per capita with 20.5 tonnes per person. Australia produces 1 tonne of carbon for every MWh of power (leaving two 60W light globes on for a year is roughly 1MWh)
I’ve gone off onto a rant about carbon emissions now, I apologise. Let me bring this back to the point: Australia is addicted to coal, which provides for more than half of our annual carbon emissions.
But clean coal will change all of that, you cry. Hopelessly.
Clean Coal failed when I first brought it up because it still uses energy to use, produce, quarry, transport, etc. But, the real kicker, the absolute goal scorer, is in sequestration.
No, not that sequestration. The storage kind. Go on, click on that first link there. Have a read. I’m patient, I’ll be here when you get back. It’s only Wikipedia.
So, basically, they (being the gods of coal and energy, and usually politicians) believe that rather than pumping out ALL of the carbon emissions from a coal-fired power plant into the atmosphere, a portion can be captured and stored, as it were. Like it was before we raped the earth. (For more on this, see the Carbon Cycle). Sequestration comes in three basic forms:

  • Biosequestration (sometimes called terrain sequestration) meaning to store the carbon into plants and trees and things. Algae. Yeah, that stuff.
  • Geosequestration, meaning using rocks and holes in the ground, and the like
  • Aquatic storage. Because pumping more CO2 into the Ocean seemed like such a good idea at the time.

Let’s take these one at a time:

Biosequestration

The average healthy tree absorbs 13lbs (or about 5kg) of CO2 in a year. Pretty good. Except, that at current levels, Australia would require 4.48 billion trees – about 220,000km2, or 18 times the size of Greater Sydney, or nearly 1470 Royal National Parks. So, trees might be out.
I did a report in 2007 for a course I was doing where an algal pond was considered for biosequestration. Taking Munmorah again, if the whole of Lake Munmorah was covered in algae, I seem to recall less than 10% of carbon would be absorbed.
Of course, both trees and algae have benefits. Trees provide recreational areas, can provide wood if grown in a sustainable way, and only burns to a crisp every other year in a bush fire, undoing the goodness of storing…. oh, never mind. Algae can be harvested and used as their own fuel source, usually by… burning… them… oh, never mind.

Geosequestration

Methods for Geosequestration


Look at that. Isn’t it beautiful? It would make strong men cry. All those thousands of tonnes of CO2 being pumped into the rocks, where they shall just sit peacefully and never ever escape or do harm to anyone again. Lake Nyos was just a fluky weird chance thing caused by nature.
To me, the concept of pumping CO2 into the ground is flawed for many reasons. First off, CO2, when placed in water, causes the formation of a highly acidic solution, making the soil around it acidic, and polluting the ground water. Whilst scientists promise the carbon dioxide will be more than 1km below the surface, gases have a nasty habit of moving, especially if they get into ground water. Ground water also provides the oceans, further acidifying the oceans which is not a good thing. Whilst “they” maintain that there is no chance for leakage, another major flaw in the plan is that you will eventually fill each site and need to find a new site. Some scientists believe they have found enough storage for more than 500 years of carbon dioxide.

Aquatic Sequestration

This one just makes me mad. The Oceans are already struggling to survive absorbing all the excessive crap we pump out, and now we’re going to cut out the middle man and just push it straight in. One idea was to form like a lake, a layer of the ocean which would be liquidified CO2. Never mind the fish who might swim into it. Oh, and the atmosphere and oceans will eventually equate back, so the oceans will begin “producing” the CO2.

What people miss out from all of this is that Carbon Sequestration is labelled time and time again as MITIGATION. Delay, put off, deal with in the short term, if you will. It does not solve the problem. It’s like that boss at work who just keeps giving you the shit jobs to do. The other issue is that CO2 is not the only greenhouse gas, it is not the only thing that is produced when burning coal. Methane is worse, for example, but it can be burned for more fuel and the production of more CO2.
Any solution proposed by a government is not going to solve all the problems of the world. But, when I read that Australia is investing $120M into pre-feasibility assessments for four CCS sites, and then turn the page to see Britain investing 75B Pounds in wind turbines to produce 25% of power needs, I know who is further ahead, and who needs to pull their head in. Australia cannot continue to work on this coal culture.

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A question for those in the US

Posted by Janek on February 3, 2010

I’ve been approached by a person from the University of Virginia about a survey she is conducting. At this time, it is only for couples in the US (sorry Aussies :( ) but please get in contact with her if you have any questions.

Engaged volunteers needed!

I am looking for volunteers for a study of attitudes towards marriage and parenthood among engaged couples. The study consists of a 25-30 minute online survey. To qualify for the study, you must be 20-35 years old, live in the U.S., and plan to marry or have a commitment ceremony within the next 365 days. You and your romantic partner must not have children, and this must be the first marriage for both of you.

You can:

-Help a doctoral candidate;
-Increase the pool of scientific knowledge;
-Support research on marriage and families; and
-Spend some time thinking about your relationship!

I am working with Dr. Charlotte J. Patterson, a Professor of Psychology at the University of Virginia. This study has been approved by the University of Virginia Institutional Review Board #2009025800.

If you and/or your romantic partner are interested in participating or want further information, please email me at survey.couples@gmail.com. I will send you a link that you can use to access the study.

Thanks!

Cristina Reitz-Krueger
Doctoral Student
University of Virginia
(434) 243-8558
survey.couples@gmail.com

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Now THAT’S some Cheese

Posted by Janek on January 23, 2010

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New Year

Posted by Janek on January 1, 2010

Here we sit, watching the the big balloon going up in the sky. Of course, in Sydney it looks more like this:

It’s been a funny year, 2009. I did so many things I’ve not done before, I’ve done other things that I do all the time, and some things I normally do but didn’t this year. It’s all very exciting.

I got my eyebrow pierced, I went to two student conferences, I got engaged, I continued my PhD, I became a councillor with SUPRA, I became Secretary of SUPRA, I became a councillor with CAPA, I became Queer Co-officer and National Secretary, I worked as an electoral official, I came out to a number of people. I did a hundred things I wanted to, and missed many things I wanted to.

Where does that leave me?

Well, it leaves me here, on NYE/D. We’ve been watching films. And so, in interests of swelling this post, i provide an overview of the films:

The Proposal
There was only one thing worth watching this film for:

Otherwise, it was a shallow waste of celluloid reminiscent of every film from Green Card to Pretty in Pink.

The Alphabet Murders
Eliza Dushku plays the part of an investigator in Rochester, NY investigating murders for children with double-letter initials and found in places which have the same letter (Like Kristina K. Keneally). It was dark and distrubing, though has Eliza somewhat typecast in the role she played in Tru Calling. It was, however, not all that well written or directed, and I thought it was really flat.

The International
Like a lobotomy with a pencil, this film was painful and made no sense.

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Christmas. The girl you got pregnant 2015 years ago who is still bitching today

Posted by Janek on December 31, 2009

Gay SantaI figured that since everyone else was doing one (well, Yani and Sunshine, but they’re everyone) so will I.

Christmas is that time of year I’d rather not have. Shops are packed, it’s hot, my car rego is due, it’s hot, presents are expensive, not to mention that it’s hot. We also do a huge Christmas thing every year, and this year turned out to be somewhat never-ending. The weekend before Christmas set the whole thing in motion when we went to Dan’s parents’ to put up the Christmas tree. This followed on with decorating our own house (Well, Dan decorated it, I pretended to be enthusiastic).

Anyway, Christmas really kicked off with Christmas Eve at my cousin Al’s place, with Jo, Em, and Olive, Mike and Vic, Zosh and Rog, Babcia and Dziadek, Vic’s parents, Jo’s parents and siblings…. it was mega. I didn’t really enjoy it – I’m not a fan of huge parties. My brother and I sat down the end of the table, away from the oldies, and chatted, not really doing much. My enthusiasm for Christmas was matched with the enthusiasm in gifts given to me: A tin of fudge flavoured like Bailey’s, a 6 pack, and a tank of fuel. Wonderful gifts from my father’s side of the family, as always.

As usual, waking on Christmas Morning brought on my good cheer, and my parents. I was given a new weathershield for my car and a service to do the timing belt by my father, four penguin classics (I don’t remember which) and cherry liquor chocolates by my mother, and a new bracelet and two tops by my brother. One of the tops, a favourite now, says “Let’s pretend I give a shit and leave it at that”. I will wear it for teaching next year.

Christmas Day was with my mum’s mum at her place, and we had a lovely time, though it was hot and Grandma was tired. I got a lovely set of gifts from my grandmother, including a cotton blanket for Dan and myself, chocolates, wine, and a book by Alan Bennett, A Life Life Other People’s.

Boxing day continued the slog, with Dan’s parents. By now, as you, devoted reader, should be able to guess, I have been to a number of Christmas things. I do not like Christmas thanks to the years of retail and my general displeasure. Dan’s parents are trying to enforce Christmas onto me. They did so this year by buying Dan and myself tickets to go to Wicked, and the True Blood omnibus. I was also given presents by Dan’s family, Lala gave us a How To Host A Murder, Cal gave us a board game, and Dan’s aunt, who I can’t remember what Dan’s nickname for her was, gave me a voucher for Boarders.

So, there have been a few gifts in there, a few different things, but nothing I was too exciting. I hope Wicked will be good, people rave about it, but I’m not so keen on this happy ending thing. Why did they have to change the end?

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Merry Christmas, Everyone

Posted by Janek on December 25, 2009

Hope this brings you some cheer, even if families, presents, large dinners, and all that other stuff from this time of year doesn’t.

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Blogs vs Microblogging vs RSS

Posted by Janek on December 24, 2009

So, I was looking at some of the things on my blog, particularly what I have for “reader interaction”, and it occurred to me that most of the people who visit my blog do so because of the David Sciola and Jake Gyllenhaal pictures, and not for my sultry tones and erudite discussions.

Then I thought of my habits. When I sit at a computer all day, I generally tweet a lot, update Facebook, and read RSS feeds via Google Reader. Twitter, of course, is a microblogging phenomenon, and there’s nothing better or more cathartic than splurging everything in 140 characters or fewer. I believe Sarah Palin does it best:

  • …merged bill may b unrecognizable from what assumed was a done deal:R death panels back in?what’s punishment 4not purchasing mandated HC?
  • Earth saw clmate chnge4 ions;will cont 2 c chnges.R duty2responsbly devlop resorces4humankind/not pollute&destroy;but cant alter naturl chng
  • Copenhgen=arrogance of man2think we can change nature’s ways.MUST b good stewards of God’s earth,but arrogant&naive2say man overpwers nature

Insightful.

Meanwhile, the plebs down here are trying to convey their actual thoughts in 140 characters, and not worrying with blogs. Why type out a few hundred words on heath reform when you can simply say “…merged bill may b unrecognizable from what assumed was a done deal:R death panels back in?what’s punishment 4not purchasing mandated HC?”? We’re in a world at the moment where we share every thought, we find every shortcut, we want it hard, fast, and now. Why go to 20 different blogs when all the blogs can be loaded in one place? Why not inform the world that it’s 2am and you’re listening to Cher while not wearing any pants? Why not post those photos of you urinating on your neighbours’ garden gnomes – it’s not like they will ever find them.

Surely, someone must begin to see that microblogging will be the death of us, a new generation of people will develop a baseline of oversharing, and we will become so lazy that things we read all just come from one place? Anyone?

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